My first time smoking.
Hi guys
It’s comedy time. I would be bringing to you some of my experience as a comedian. I hope you guys enjoy your time with me.
MY FIRST DAY SMOKING.
It is always obvious seeing some people putting something in their mouth and then afterward they pour out smoke. Haha 😆 there must be a secret behind this red light they are putting in their mouth. Or is it that they are hot inside and most times when they are annoyed they pour out this smoke…
I was seven years of age when I tried pouring out smokes when I was annoyed but nothing came up until one day in the harmattan after waking up in the morning, everywhere was as cold as anything. With my warm body, when I uttered a word I felt that some smoke came out of my mouth. I jumped around so happy and started huffing and puffing 😮💨 around 😂. I felt like a beginner.
The next time was when I thought of taking something in my mouth to mimic them. I found paper and chalk. Grounded the chalk and then wrapped it up in a paper. I started blowing out the chalk after inhaling it in my mouth. It was fun hahaha. Now I am getting to become an advanced beginner.
Finally, I got some pretty ideas in my head. I decided to take the real smoke. I wrapped up the paper and then lit it up. I made sure no one was at home, locked myself alone indoors, and then ready for the experiment.
I took the lighted paper in my mouth and then inhaled the smoke from the burnt paper 🚬 . Uuuuhhhh huhuhu. The smoke got into my head. I had to cough around with no one to help me. I grabbed my head running around without knowing what to do next to subside my smoky head. My eyes have already gotten red and watery, I don’t know what to do next. 😂
A few minutes later it subsided, then I was on the lookout for the paper cigarette. It must still have some fire on it. I saw it on the floor already burning the rug. I knew I have already gotten myself in trouble so I ran and got water to stop the fire.
Since then I promised myself never to attempt to smoke ever again. I was punished for burning the rug since I lied. It was a mistake when I was playing with the matches stick.
Okay, that cat gif gave me a 10% seizure.
This post sounds so reminiscing about my childhood and my obsession with smoking. We really had bad role models growing up lol!
😂 😂. I felt the seizure when proofreading it. 😂. Sorry about that 😂
And i am happy we are not going to be a bad role model to the generations to come.
Hahahaha
Ah ah ah, I can relate o, gosh it really kinda embarrassing too when I think about it
😂 😂 😂. So a female too can relate. I am shocked hearing this 😂
I didn't have anyone who smoked around me, but whoever I get to go but something form one of those abokis, I wondering why people who smoke, did, I wanted to tasted what it did to the mouth, whether it was sweet it not
😂 😂 😂. You flatter me so much.
Those abolishing should be drawn on the cigarette packs. 😂
They always smoke like it’s another world for them. Hop nothing happened to you when you tried it for the first time?
The coughing was not here o, but thank God for a good Christian background
That’s just the best.
Yeah it is
Nice meeting you dear
Same here
Quite an experience smoking, at least you learned the lesson (hehe)
Oh man, my lungs still hurt from reading this.