Dear Harley Quinn,

Would you pretty pretty please with a cherry on top, end both the annoying BATMAN (Bruce Wayne) and his goody tissues alien friend the all-powerful, SUPERMAN (Clark Kent)?

Your JOKER too. He only uses you. He ain't human. We'll love you funnier than he ever did hahahahaha.....

Just wear both the red and green meteorite rings we gave you, look all tempting as you always do, shoot the clown with Scarecrow's poison dart, and show that VHS of poor rich boy's parents dying by the alien's hand. The bat will kill Smallville and then you'll be the QUEEN!

Heil HARLEY!