RE: Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio - Movie Review (Netflix Original)
PINOCCHIO IS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
If Pinocchio just said, "This statement is a lie", his nose would glitch into infinity and grow so long it will stab the sun and catch on fire. The sheer mass of Pinocchio's nose would cause it to have its own gravitational pull. The combustion of it would release multiple nuclear bombs worth of energy. The entire milky way would collapse into a black hole and destroy humanity and the entire universe.
Which is why George W. Bush should invade Italy and seize and dismantle their ultimate WMD Pinocchio.
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